Heathers


A cult movie of sorts, and I wanted to see what it was all about. Made me want to be back in high school. It was funny. There's a character named Ram in there, but I'm nicer. I'd fit the part of Christian Slater very well. It was cool when he said something like:

"People will think the school blew itself up not because OF society, but because it WAS society".

Lots of other cool quotes in this movie, which do a better of illustrating what the movie is about than I ever could in words:

"Nice pate', but I gotta motor!"

Christian Slater and Winona Ryder are planning this homosexual suicide of these two dudes. Among several articles that they plan to leave at the suicide scene, there's a bottle of mineral water:

"This is Ohio, if you're not caught with a brewski in your hands, you might as well be wearing a dress".

[At the apparent suicide scene of the two homosexuals]

First cop: "Jeez, why did they do this?"
The second cop pulls out a bottle of mineral water and says: "Does this answer your question?"
"Dear god, I love my dead gay son"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa?"
"Your turn Heather."
"No, Heather, it's Heather's turn."
"Heather."
"Sorry Heather."
"This may sound like a stupid question"
"Ah, there are no stupid questions"
"You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land and say they're going to blow up the world in two days... what do you do?"
"That's got to be the stupidest question i've ever heard. I guess I'd row on out into the middle of a lake, bring along a bottle of tequila, my sax and some Bach."
"How Very."

I'll stop now. If you haven't seen it before, go see it! If you have, see it again!


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